Slim Jim and the Lotto Girl
BY  kitkat681
A choice between entering a sex shop or a 7-Eleven sends shy and
quiet Edward Cullen’s world into complete disarray and earns him
the nick name ‘Slim Jim’. How will his life ever be the same after
he meets his Lotto Girl? Hilarity and ridiculousness all rolled into
one sweet love story. Rated M for…you know.